View Contact Julie 'Dirty Needles' Kerr (calledmeawhore@inmyown.house) Details

📋 Contact & Network Overview

Network Summary:
  • Bandwidth Capacity: ~264.75 Mbit/s (264.75 Mbit/s guard)
  • Total Data Transferred: 97 TB
  • Network Influence: 0.03% of overall consensus weight (0.05% guard)
  • Network Position: Guard-only (1 total relay, 1 guard)

📊 Operator Intelligence

  • Network Diversity: Great, 1 network (legendary)
  • Geographic Diversity: Poor, 1 country (1 relay)
  • Infrastructure Diversity: Okay, 1 platform
  • Bandwidth Capacity Measurements: 1/1 relays measured by authorities
  • Performance Insights: Overall CW/BW: 1571. +36% higher than 1159 network average. 83th percentile with 811 median.
    • Guard CW/BW: 1571. +82% higher than 862 network average. 87th percentile with 891 median.
  • Operational Maturity: Operating since 2024-03-17 (all deployed together)
  • Version Compliance: All, 1 (100%) compliant
    • Version Status: All, 1 (100%) recommended
  • Family Support: 1 None (100%)

🚀 Bandwidth Reliability

Operator Performance:
  • Average Relay Throughput: 6mo 109.58 Mbit/s avg (1 relays)
    • No bandwidth outliers detected
  • Performance Analysis (6mo):
    • Stability: Great (Coefficient of Variation: 0.0% = 0.00 Kbit/s σ / 109.58 Mbit/s μ)
Network Comparison:
  • Network Position: Top 25% (75th-95th percentile)
  • Network Contribution: 6mo 109.58 Mbit/s avg (41 days)
Bandwidth Stability: Great (Top 25% most stable), Good (25-50% most stable), Variable (25-50% most stable), Extreme (Bottom 10% most variable)
Reliability data available for 1/1 relays, from 2026-07-25 06:00:00 UTC

⏰ Relay Reliability

  • Overall Uptime: 30d 98.7% (1 relays), 6mo 99.1% (1 relays)
    • ✅ No statistical outliers detected - consistent performance across all relays
    • Network Uptime (6mo): 5th Pct: 80%, 25th Pct: 98%, Operator: 99%, 50th Pct: 100%, 75th Pct: 100%, 90th Pct: 100%, 95th Pct: 100%, 99th Pct: 100%
  • Offline: 0 relays
Reliability data available for 1/1 relays, from 2026-07-25 06:00:00 UTC

🏷️ Flag Reliability

Flag-specific uptime percentages (1M/6M):
🛡️ Stable Operation: 98.7% / 99.1%
⚡ Fast Relay: 98.7% / 99.1%
🟢 Running Operation: 98.7% / 99.1%
🛡️ Entry Guard: 52.5%
📂 Hidden Services: 65.4% / 71.6%
📁 Directory Services: 98.7% / 99.1%
Excellent (>99%), Below average (<μ of network), Poor (≥2σ from network μ) , from 2026-07-25 06:00:00 UTC

🚀 Flag Bandwidth Performance

Flag-specific bandwidth averages (6M):
🛡️ Entry Guard: 109.58 Mbit/s
⚡ Fast Relay: 109.58 Mbit/s
🟢 Running: 109.58 Mbit/s
📁 Hidden Service Directory: 109.58 Mbit/s
🎯 Stable Relay: 109.58 Mbit/s
📋 Version 2 Directory: 109.58 Mbit/s
High performance (>1.5x μ), Below average (<μ of network), Poor (≥2σ from network μ)

Last updated: Sat, 25 Jul 2026 11:16:24 GMT. Refreshed every 30 minutes from the Tor directory authorities via Tor Project's onionoo API.

Nickname BW Cap (264.75 Mbit/s) Total Data Uptime/Downtime Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y) Flag Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y) IPv4 Flags DNS Family Country AS Number AS Name Platform First Seen Last Restarted
talkoftheculdesac 264.75 Mbit/s   ✓ 97 TB UP 1w 4d 19h ago 98.7%/99.1%/0.0%/0.0% 52.5%/—/—/— 82.39.41.18 FastGuardHSDirRunningStableV2DirValid NA None United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland GB AS202282 FIBRUS NETWORKS LTD FreeBSD 2y 4mo 1w ago 1w 4d 19h ago