View Contact Julie 'Dirty Needles' Kerr (calledmeawhore@inmyown.house) Details

📋 Contact & Network Overview

Network Summary:
  • Bandwidth Capacity: ~252.35 Mbit/s (252.35 Mbit/s guard)
  • Network Influence: 0.02% of overall consensus weight (0.04% guard)
  • Network Position: Guard-only (1 total relay, 1 guard)

📊 Operator Intelligence

  • Network Diversity: Great, 1 AS with 1 operator
  • Geographic Diversity: Poor, 1 country
  • Infrastructure Diversity: Okay, 1 platform
  • Bandwidth Capacity Measurements: 1/1 relays measured by authorities
  • Performance Insights: Overall CW/BW: 1300. +5% higher than 1239 network average. 71th percentile with 941 median.
    • Guard CW/BW: 1300. +60% higher than 813 network average. 70th percentile with 1030 median.
  • Operational Maturity: Operating since 2024-03-17 (all deployed together)
  • Version Compliance: All, 1 (100%) compliant
    • Version Status: All, 1 (100%) recommended

🚀 Bandwidth Reliability

Operator Performance:
  • Average Relay Throughput: 6mo 95.30 Mbit/s avg (1 relays), 1y 80.75 Mbit/s avg (1 relays), 5y 58.49 Mbit/s avg (1 relays)
    • No bandwidth outliers detected
  • Performance Analysis (6mo):
    • Stability: Great (Coefficient of Variation: 0.0% = 0.00 Kbit/s σ / 95.30 Mbit/s μ)
    • Trend: Growth (+6.6%) for most recent (Nov 28 - Jan 28, 2026) vs least recent (Jul 28 - Sep 27, 2025)
    • Capacity Utilization: 60% of all-time peak capacity (current 6mo avg vs all-time 1yr peak)
Network Comparison:
  • Network Position: Top 25% (75th-95th percentile)
  • Network Contribution: 6mo 95.30 Mbit/s avg (184 days), 1y 80.75 Mbit/s avg (183 days), 5y 58.49 Mbit/s avg (59 days)
Bandwidth Stability: Great (Top 25% most stable), Good (25-50% most stable), Variable (25-50% most stable), Extreme (Bottom 10% most variable)
Reliability data available for 1/1 relays, from 2026-01-29 12:00:00 UTC

⏰ Relay Reliability

  • Overall Uptime: 30d 100.0% (1 relays), 6mo 99.8% (1 relays), 1y 97.7% (1 relays), 5y 76.5% (1 relays)
    • ✅ No statistical outliers detected - consistent performance across all relays
    • Network Uptime (6mo): 5th Pct: 59%, 25th Pct: 98%, Operator: 100%, 50th Pct: 100%, 75th Pct: 100%, 90th Pct: 100%, 95th Pct: 100%, 99th Pct: 100%
  • Offline: 0 relays
Reliability data available for 1/1 relays, from 2026-01-29 12:00:00 UTC

🏷️ Flag Reliability

Flag-specific uptime percentages (1M/6M/1Y/5Y):
🛡️ Stable Operation: 100.0% / 99.8% / 93.1% / 60.5%
⚡ Fast Relay: 100.0% / 99.8% / 97.7% / 76.2%
🟢 Running Operation: 100.0% / 99.8% / 97.7% / 76.5%
🛡️ Entry Guard: 100.0% / 99.8% / 88.4% / 57.4%
📂 Hidden Services: 100.0% / 84.8% / 84.5% / 54.9%
📁 Directory Services: 100.0% / 99.8% / 97.7% / 76.5%
Excellent (>99%), Below average (<μ of network), Poor (≥2σ from network μ) , from 2026-01-29 12:00:00 UTC

🚀 Flag Bandwidth Performance

Flag-specific bandwidth averages (6M/1Y/5Y):
🛡️ Entry Guard: 95.30 Mbit/s / 80.75 Mbit/s / 58.49 Mbit/s
⚡ Fast Relay: 95.30 Mbit/s / 80.75 Mbit/s / 58.49 Mbit/s
🟢 Running: 95.30 Mbit/s / 80.75 Mbit/s / 58.49 Mbit/s
📁 Hidden Service Directory: 95.30 Mbit/s / 80.75 Mbit/s / 58.49 Mbit/s
🎯 Stable Relay: 95.30 Mbit/s / 80.75 Mbit/s / 58.49 Mbit/s
📋 Version 2 Directory: 95.30 Mbit/s / 80.75 Mbit/s / 58.49 Mbit/s
High performance (>1.5x μ), Below average (<μ of network), Poor (≥2σ from network μ)

Last updated: Thu, 29 Jan 2026 13:15:47 GMT. Refreshed every 30 minutes from the Tor directory authorities via Tor Project's onionoo API.

Nickname BW Cap (252.35 Mbit/s) Uptime/Downtime Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y) Flag Uptime (1M/6M/1Y/5Y) IPv4 Flags Country AS Number AS Name Platform First Seen Last Restarted
talkoftheculdesac 252.35 Mbit/s    UP 1mo 1w 1d ago 100.0%/99.8%/97.7%/76.5% —/—/88.4%/57.4% 194.62.187.100 FastGuardHSDirRunningStableV2DirValid United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland GB AS202282 FIBRUS NETWORKS LTD FreeBSD 1y 10mo 2w ago 1mo 1w 1d ago